Profile of Scott WELTE
Q1. Why are you team FAHQ?
A. You have to ask. Fuck I had no choice
Q2. What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A. Shoot heroin...just the look on peoples faces
Q3. What’s your occupation?
A. I'm broken
Q4. What are you riding now?
A. Hum, if you mean at this moment, I can't tell you the
wife will kill me
Q5. Who have you ever seen talking to a
transvestite?
A. Sal Fish
Q6. Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A. Wet dirt.....Jessica Alba.....Wet dirt.....Jessica
Alba.....Wet dirt, shit I can't ride and I'm married. I am
screwed no matter what
Q7. Last great meal you ate?
A. Filet at the Golden Horse Shoe
Q8. Last time you got in a fight?
A. No fighting for me, I let the chicks do that
Q9. What does the BLM stand for?
A. Blowing Little Men
Q10. Are you too old to breast feed?
A. Mommy
Q11. What are you listening to right now?
A. Some bullshit on TV
Q12. Who scares you?
A. Shauvon on The Real World
Q13. Who do you admire?
A. Chris Blais
Q14. Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A. Maybe pulling someone's
Q15. Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A. JD in the protein shake
Q16. Location of your dream trail ride?
A. A tropical location, wet loam, and beaches
Q17. Who would you like to punch in the face?
A. The doctor who fucked my back up
Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A. Ah....Ah, my wife
Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
your chick and her lawyer?
A. Well I guess she'll be there and what kind of sick fuck
are you? in front of a lawyer
Q19. What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A. Jeff Gibson
Q20. What cage fighter needs to go away?
A. Anyone that needs to make an excuse for getting his ass
kicked
Q21. Who would you like to see in concert (dead or
alive)?
A. Trent Reznor
Q22. What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A. The plastic bowling trophies from racing speedway, nice shit
Q23. Why is there so much hate in the world?
A. Because it's getting "dark"
Q24. If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A. Dog food