Profile of Tommy NORTON

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.       I was forced into it by Jerry

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      Jesus wins the BlackWater 100

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      What is today??

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      My wife

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      Davie Coombs

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      Jessica Alba

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Cheri’s cookies

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      1992, Otis Hare Scramble

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Big Lame Mother -fuckers

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      Hope not

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      The hum of my computer

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      The IRS

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      Jerry

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      I have pictures!!!!! Lots of them!!

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      If I drink, it’s Bailey’s

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      British Columbia

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      Roger Ansel

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       I’ll let you know when I wake up

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
            your chick and her lawyer?
A.       It is her lawyer

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      Chad Reed

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Tweetie Bird

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
          alive)?
A.      Jimmy Hendrix

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      Blackwater 100

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      Cause people are Fuck’n stupid and religious

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      My new Yamaha Phazer FX