Profile of Steven SOTO

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.       ....anyone that uses "Dal ciel prega per noi as their
           mantra count me in

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      "hold my dirtbike while I fuck your girlfriend"

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      (Honda Motorcycles) ad production manager

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      KTM 990 Adventure, XR650

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      myself, so....

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      .....wet dirt

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Pre-running in Baja, last week

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      Pre-running in Baja, last week

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Blow Larry's Meat

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      ........depends

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      The Hangmen, New Your Dolls...

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      The Sierra Club

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      Steve Hengeveld, Cyril Depres

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      Never

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Drambuie enema, in lieu of?

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      Tempre, Finland

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      The asshole who stole my Aprilia

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       Christy Canyon

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
            your chick and her lawyer?
A.       ...... of course!

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      Just one???

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Melvin "Man-O-War" Costa

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
          alive)?
A.      The Dwarves

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      Pie-eating contest when I was 13

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      Not enough Dion Warwick and Burt Bacharach?

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      ...a "Gram Parsons" wedding