Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.      Cause I'm family bitch!

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      Hold my dirtbike while I fuck your girlfriend

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      Travel agent

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      Your sister

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      I busted myself talking to the mirror, after I passed out
         and some chick dressed me in her clothes.  And
         Cammo  after stumbling out of a strip club in
         King’s Cross, Sydney.

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      Cleaning wet dirt off Jessica Alba, after a long
          session on her knees.

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Jerry’s Chicken Saltimbocca.

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      When I got owned in my boxing gym. 
          Chin down, guard up…

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Blonde Lesbian Movies

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      My mum = yes.  Your mum = no.

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      Fear Factory

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      Clowns.  Any grown man who chooses to dress
          like that is a scary mofo!

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      The men and women of the Australian Defence Force.  
          Keep up the good work. And my parents for being so
          brave despite terminal sickness.

Profile of Simon HYNES aka "Simo"

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      Ha-Trick question!  Jerry doesn’t actually have hair.  He
          was created in a laboratory as a half-man, half-machine.   
          This is why he is such a freak on 2 wheels.

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Give me $10, and I’ll snort them both.

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      High Desert in Victorville. Hang on, that’s my
          only trail ride…

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      Matt Hughes, former UFC Welterweight Champ. (Then
          run like fuck!) and Andy Irons, cause he is a wanker.

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       Katie Holmes, before she married that crazy midget
           dude. (Ever noticed baby Suri looks like me…)

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
            your chick and her lawyer?
A.      In a New York Minute!  I’d take the back doors off her,
          while the missus and her lawyer held the camera.

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      Anyone who is more retarded than me.

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Matt Lindland. The most boring MMA fighter ever. 
          Props to Dave Terrell for knocking his ass out.

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
           alive)?
A.      Metallica or Prodigy

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      Certificate of Enlistment when I joined the Army.  Sorry,
          haven’t won many trophies.

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      Not enough sex.

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      I’d book a night’s accom in an overwater bungalow in
          Bora Bora, and drink rum…