Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Yuck and yuck. Green tea, Red Bull or a
          glass of Pinot Noir, please

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      Can I put a break in instead? How about Ho’okipa,
          glassy, 2-4’ - no one out but me… 

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      Barney the Purple Dinosaur.  I bet his face is squishy

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       That is a really gross question, and includes yucky
           visuals. Ick

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
           your chick and her lawyer?
A.       Refer to Q18a.

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      Go away where?  Why?  Is this a paid vacation? 

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      He gets a vacation too?  What do I get for filling this out? 
         Crap from Jerry?

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
           alive)?
A.      Hmmmm…..  Tom Waits.  Nine Inch Nails, but only for
         With Teeth.  Smashing Pumpkins.  Stuart Copeland,
          Stevie Ray Vaughn, Thelonius Monk.  Joni Mitchell. 
          Soundgarden. Or anything my friend Kat took me to

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.     The “I-Survived-The-Bernardo-Family” Youth Trauma
        Award.  That, or The “I’m-From-Medfield, But-I’m-Not-
        Dead” Trophy for living past 30

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      Why shouldn’t there be?  God and Satan are playing
          Checkers and we are the little disks

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      Buying $1,000,000 from someone who can’t count

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.       I am? I thought I was too short

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      Anything black

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      I’m Frank’s mom

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      An 8’0’ with a lot of rocker in the nose. 
          It’s thrashed though

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      Me. Johannesburg, South Africa. Scary! 
          He (she?) was quite large

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      To ride on, to walk around or to squish?

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Longhi’s in Lahaina. Wicked good

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      I argue with myself quite a lot, does that count?

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Be Like Me?  Did Jerry make that one up?

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      Giving, no - receiving, yes

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      The little voices in my head… 
          Shhhhh, we can have ice cream later….. 

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      Who doesn’t?  Is that a trick question?
          You wanted me to say Jerry, right?

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      Do I have to say Jerry again?

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      Yeah, on his butt, eeeeoooouuuwwwwww…

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