Profile of Kris KEEFER aka "Queef"

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.       FAHQ is a bunch of great guys getting together and
          doing what they want! Most of the time it is riding but we
          have done other cool outings!

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      WHITE PEOPLE SUCK!!! AHHH GOOD TIMES in
          the ATL airport huh Jerry?

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      Test Rider for YAMAHA MOTOR CORP

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      Lots of Yamahas YZ 450’s mostly

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      I love them. Hell I talk to them. Best of both worlds!!!

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      Wet dirt dries up, Jessica Alba doesn’t!

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Every night when I get home - wife cooks up the goods!
          I do miss Jerry’s cooking though. Hint: Jerry invite me               
          over for dinner!

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      High School. Some Dude was making fun of a Retard
          and I kicked his ass!

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Bitches of Land Management

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      Never! I am a Breast Man!! DD’s baby!!

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      Angels and Airwaves

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      Jerry if he was DRUNK!!! Thank God I have not
          seen that yet!

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      My mom! She had MS and was one of the happiest
          people I knew! She had a disease and that didn’t let that
          hurt her Spirit! Mom passed in 2004. Love You Mom!!!!  

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      LOL… Yeah one time in a pic when he was on drugs!!

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Protein No alcohol for me!

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      I live in one of the best places to trail ride. HIGH DEZ.
          But Jerry will tell you I only go when it is WET!
          TRUE DAT!!

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      Anyone who thinks they are too cool or Fuckers that
           talk shit behind your back. Or people that owe you 
           money!!!!

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       Jerry's Wife? Ahhh maybe Brianna Banks even though
           she is worn down she could work me over nicely!

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
           your chick and her lawyer?
A.       PLEASE!! My wife would join in! Hell Yeah!!

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      Bob Hannah. He’s away but still hangs on with his gay
          ass opinions!

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Don’t Know any!

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
          alive)?
A.      Bob Segar

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      World Mini GP 99

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      People worry too much about what everyone else is
          doing! Drama feeds this country and it leads to jealousy
          and Hate! I’m running for office next year!!

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      My family!