Profile of Klifford Owens aka "Glom Boy"
Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A
.      Ya he used to kinda look like Fabio

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A
.      Shake

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A
.      Scotland

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A
.      The old lady that lives next door

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A
.       Mary Kate and Ashley

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
           your chick and her lawyer?

A
.       Fuck Ya I would even let my Mom watch

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A
.      They will go when they are ready

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A
.      ?

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
           alive)?

A
.     Johnny Cash

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A
.      This one kinda hits a nerve I have never won a trophy
          for anything


Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A
.      Cause People suck

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A
.      Some Whiskey and a Gun
Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.     
Because I don't fit in anywhere else

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.     
I slept with a Black Man

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A
.      Phone Man

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A
.      XR 650 It's kinda to big for me. My mom says
          I will grow into it


Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?

A
.      One of the Bouvier boys

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A
.      Alba naked laying in wet dirt

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A
.      Last month Nadia's

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A
.      Every week my wife and I use it as foreplay

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A
.      Fuck do I know

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?

A
.      Yes but I keep trying

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?

A
.      Tom Waits

Q12.  Who scares you?
A
.      Mathew Brady

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A
.      Nobody