FAHQ Profile of Mark Kariya

Q14. Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      Is this a trick question?

Q15. Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Strawberry malt, please

Q16. Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      Costa Rica

Q17. Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      Pretty much any anit-2nd Amendment politician

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       Let me sleep on that

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
           your chick and her lawyer?
A.       And my mother and a nun and a priest-it's a dream
           after all

Q19. What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      Anyone who races only vintage MX

Q20. What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Any losing whiner

Q21. Who would you like to see in concert (dead or
           alive)?
A.      The Beatles!

Q22. What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      A genuine NHRA trophy for winning a press intro truck
          race at the L.A County Fairgrounds

Q23. Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      People don't like people who are different from them

Q24. If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      Since a grand doesn't get you far as it used to, I'd stock
          up on more ammo

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.       I think, therefore I am

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      "More whisky and fresh bike for my men"

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      Photojournalist

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      An ergonomic chair

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      I have never been seen speaking to a tranny in public

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      Wet Jessica-no, dirty Alba - both!

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Dinner at Jonah's in Whale Beach NSW Australia,
          November '06

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      I'm a lover not a fighter

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Bureau of Land Management

Q10. Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      I am male

Q11. What are you listening to right now?
A.      My computer's making a humming noise

Q12. Who scares you?
A.      Three-letter government agencies

Q13. Who do you admire?
A.      Billy Graham