Profile of Doug FRANKE aka "Skirt"

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.      Yes... DOWN THERE

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Jack

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      Mali

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      George W Bush

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       Carmen Electra

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of                   your chick and her lawyer?
A.       NO...money is more important than a shag

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      BUBBA

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Randy Couture....OH WHAT HE DID

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or     
           alive)?
A.      Tommmy Bolin

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      Never won anything in my life

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      Jesus died for our sins

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      Half of a Mac Book Pro.....at this moment

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.       Because I 'm not happy till there not happy...and
           President for Life JB was my prison lover

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      I think it would have to be "Shoot herion"

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      Jerry's camera man for 10 years

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      96 XR 250

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      Myself in the mirror

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      JA on WET DIRT

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Tilapia with a cilantro cashew cream sauce...       
          awesome and I dont't like fish

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      With my wife

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Bi Level Mercenaries?

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      Never

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      Bus Driver

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      Midget Clowns

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      Mark Roberts the man who streaked the Super Bowl