Profile of Chris GARDNER aka "Big C"

Q14.  Have you ever seen Jerry with hair?
A.   When he pulls his pants down, it looks like Tina  Turner...lol

Q15.  Jack Daniel or protein shake?
A.      Bushmills (Irish Wiskey)

Q16.  Location of your dream trail ride?
A.      Any one that leads to a bar

Q17.  Who would you like to punch in the face?
A.      Anyone who pissed my off

Q18a. Who is your dream shag (bang)?
A.       I plead the 5th

Q18b. Would you do her (the above answer) in front of
           your chick and her lawyer?
A.       No comment

Q19.  What MotoX racer needs to go away?
A.      All the black ones, wait there's only one

Q20.  What cage fighter needs to go away?
A.      Thomas Denny...or step up

Q21.  Who would you like to see in concert (dead or    
           alive)?
A.       Pantera

Q22.  What’s the coolest trophy you ever won?
A.      Small penis

Q23.  Why is there so much hate in the world?
A.      Competition of society.... lack of respect

Q24.  If you had $1,000 what would you spend it on?
A.      Hair for Jerry

Q1.    Why are you team FAHQ?
A.      One handed beer drinking wheelies on my ATC 110

Q2.    What is your favorite FAHQ tee?
A.      IT’S A WHITE THING

Q3.    What’s your occupation?
A.      Bootleg Transmissions

Q4.    What are you riding now?
A.      XR 650 It's kinda to big for me. My mom says
          I will grow into it

Q5.    Who have you ever seen talking to a
          transvestite?
A.      No, they don’t give me the time of day

Q6.    Wet dirt OR Jessica Alba?
A.      Dirt

Q7.    Last great meal you ate?
A.      Jerry’s pasta

Q8.    Last time you got in a fight?
A.      Last week at the “G Spot”

Q9.    What does the BLM stand for?
A.      Been Living Miserable

Q10.  Are you too old to breast feed?
A.      No

Q11.  What are you listening to right now?
A.      “Chris line 1, Chris line 1”

Q12.  Who scares you?
A.      My 450

Q13.  Who do you admire?
A.      My 450